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Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

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Funny thing is he laughed and gave me a warning :)

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I bet your ticket price went up after that!

should have "reflexively" kept your mouth shut.

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Hahahaha like a boss!

**** the police!

IsMyWenieHard 0

Bahahahaah that's awesome for this that think think is stupid an childish... **** YOU!!!

You people act as if cops are God or something....last time I checked, you still have freedom of speech. Not like he threatened the cop or verbally assaulted him...He said "Your mom" O..M..G. Get a freakin' sense of humor!

Win. ACAB, road-wise.

dragonmirado 12

Haha, good one. Too bad it probably cost you 50 dollars in 'extra' tickets. We have free speech, cops have freedom to add tickets for whatever they want :D

FajitaFreak 3

That's cool. It's not as if a common joke is illegal. Oh.. wait, yeah it probably is. Have they outlawed breathing yet? I'm surprised the OP isn't indefinitely being detained.

FajitaFreak 3

Huh? How is a joke disrespectful. Is it disrespectful when I tell it to my friend? I even joke like this with my boss. Yes, my boss. He's a human being, not a monster in capable of appreciating humor. I don't understand why people let fear lead their lives. You can't let people intimidate you so much.