SpLo0gIeR
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Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML
Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML
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Funny thing is he laughed and gave me a warning :)
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griffins33 4
I bet your ticket price went up after that!
Xx_Nikky_xX 4
should have "reflexively" kept your mouth shut.
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Comments (224)
WilG 0
******* idiot
meeexxx 18
Acting like a douchebag finally paying off huh? xD
dylanjb7 0
You're a freaking idiot
iceman420son 7
Omg i am crying i laughed so hard
theroustons 6
OMG lol!!!!!!
tracie_coffey 0
Lmfao
xytha 6
I would have loved to see that. If I were the cop, I'd probably laugh but give you a breathalyzer just in case.
tarry 3
marry me?
Michael_Lasaber 7
Why is everyone giving so much hate? Don't take life so serious as to dictate what everyone else does. That's not your job. It was funny, they had a laugh and life moved on. Two human beings in harmony not one beating the shit out of the other. If thats what you think life should be like then you really need to re-evaluate your priorities and take a look at your own life. Are you happy being a stuck-up douche? Damn. Much Love//-MJL
shida_munroe 1
I sense a troll in this one lol.