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Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

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Funny thing is he laughed and gave me a warning :)

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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I bet your ticket price went up after that!

should have "reflexively" kept your mouth shut.

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******* idiot

Acting like a douchebag finally paying off huh? xD

You're a freaking idiot

Omg i am crying i laughed so hard

I would have loved to see that. If I were the cop, I'd probably laugh but give you a breathalyzer just in case.

marry me?

Why is everyone giving so much hate? Don't take life so serious as to dictate what everyone else does. That's not your job. It was funny, they had a laugh and life moved on. Two human beings in harmony not one beating the shit out of the other. If thats what you think life should be like then you really need to re-evaluate your priorities and take a look at your own life. Are you happy being a stuck-up douche? Damn. Much Love//-MJL

I sense a troll in this one lol.