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Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

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Funny thing is he laughed and gave me a warning :)

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I bet your ticket price went up after that!

should have "reflexively" kept your mouth shut.

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The oP posted saying he just got a warning, honestly you should respect law inforcment officersand respect them and understand the correct placements of jokes and seriousness.

KellyPeterson92 10

Haha you're my hero! I hate f*cking cops.

You're an idiot

Don't taze me bro!

Would've been funnier if u said, "Your mom's ass."

Now your leaving her house in the back of his car in cuffs!

codieisdank 0

Win.

Hahaha. Totally worth it.

What's it like repeatedly getting hit in the head by a nightstick?

HunterAlpha1 8

again, not the best place for a mom joke.