SpLo0gIeR
United States
Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML
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Funny thing is he laughed and gave me a warning :)
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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griffins33 4
I bet your ticket price went up after that!
Xx_Nikky_xX 4
should have "reflexively" kept your mouth shut.
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Comments (224)
csick12 0
dumbass
mk58 31
As much shit that comment might have gotten you into, it was well worth it.
anothermohammad 10
well played sir!
guitarist410 5
Dumbass
qlue 2
Stupidity is the mother of all **** ups
ericprado123 0
Your dumb fyl
ibforever 3
Made my day
Euronymous93 29
Your username explains everything. I would say what were you thinking, but you obviously weren't.
jennifertayli 8
you could have said your house
zomgbies 17
Dont feel bad OP, there are many people in the world who are dumber than you. At least you were the first sperm to the egg!