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Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

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Funny thing is he laughed and gave me a warning :)

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I bet your ticket price went up after that!

should have "reflexively" kept your mouth shut.

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Sorry, but you deserve a ticket.

cannabistea 7

That's when you know you use that phrase too much. My advice is to lay off the "your mom's house" jokes for awhile. But seriously, YDI for saying that to the cop. It's just common sense that you don't speak to police like that. Save that joking for your friends.

lucyinthesky420 10

And that's where a verbal filter comes in handy..

pwnmaster9000 0

Lawl. Pwned, bitch.

If that was a reflex comment you must either be an asshole or an immature jerk....or maybe both. YDI

Both :) bitch

Ydi, but ******* hilarious all the same.

How old are you?

You must be un jail now. Haha sucks to be you

BradleysMommie 0

******* idiot:D