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Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

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SpLo0gIeR 9

Funny thing is he laughed and gave me a warning :)

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griffins33 4

I bet your ticket price went up after that!

Xx_Nikky_xX 4

should have "reflexively" kept your mouth shut.

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jej1997 2

Any negative repercussions were well worth the benefit: You now get to tell this amusing story for the rest of your life. Reminds me of the time a cop rear-ended me. He had to call his boss and make an official report. After it was done, as I was leaving, I said "Drive safely now, y'hear?"

GingerLaxBro 3

My dads a cop... U make him laugh ull get a warning

bubo_fml 11

Bad move...He probably thinks you're his "Daddy." Cops, like other animals, don't have the sense to avoid mounting their relatives.

kimmi41509 10

I don't know if it's worse that you say that so often that it's a reflex, or the fact that you said it to a cop that pulled you over. Either way you're a ******* moron.

TheNewGuy03 29

This is what I was thinking. He's probably one of those dudes whose response to everything is "your mom." That in itself merits a certified ass-whoopin'. |the kid|

kimmi41509 10

I know. I had a coworker whose response to everything was "your mom." and I take offense to that because my mom passed away. And every time after she said it she was like "oh shit sorry!" but she never stopped. It was annoying as hell. I'm glad she quit.

rockerlove2013 6

Tht rlly just made my day

ilove80smetal 8

So, do you have a bullet wound now?

cajekraze 7

Is this the same Guy who told his boss the same thing yesterday? Either way, grow the F up. Stupid, immature people like you should not be allowed to drive, or even live

omarzrgz 3

We got a badass over here.

OfficeNinja 5

And that's when you got clubbed like a baby seal in Canada.

Dracoboxer357 36

^......Cause clubbing baby seals is a national pastime up here, eh? :p