SpLo0gIeR
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Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML
Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML
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Funny thing is he laughed and gave me a warning :)
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griffins33 4
I bet your ticket price went up after that!
Xx_Nikky_xX 4
should have "reflexively" kept your mouth shut.
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Comments (224)
arvale8802 1
Wow..you have some guts. When a cops around, I drop all sarcastic impulses.
LawSixx 11
I laughed little hard and forgot I had a needle in from donating lol.
BritLass 15
YDI but that made me chuckle :D
Pinkfl0yd 9
Even worse if the cop has mommy issues...
Sumalum 7
Thats a habit you might want to lose.
darwinism 30
You should always remember that police don't find it as funny as you do! YDI
Dracoboxer357 36
.....Well, OP, no offense but the good news about people that spout inappropriate comments like that is that they usually get corrected through out life: Say that to your boss, get fired. To a cop, get a ticket. To a bad-ass, get a beating. Hopefully one day, you curb that knee jerk reaction, grow up and maybe all these "coincidentally bad things" will stop happening to you. Sorry, you kinda did deserve it.
Calyx_fml 22
Unless you have Tourette's this is a complete and utter YDI.
rattusrattus 19
As long as he didn't notice all the cans of Alphabetti Spaghetti in the back seat, otherwise you would have been REALLY in for it.
DaRebelAngel 0
Diana is this you?!?!??