SpLo0gIeR
United States
Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML
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Funny thing is he laughed and gave me a warning :)
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griffins33 4
I bet your ticket price went up after that!
Xx_Nikky_xX 4
should have "reflexively" kept your mouth shut.
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Comments (224)
DracoSpirita 21
YDI for being an immature prick...
stillfly235 2
Pussy chill out
omarzrgz 3
Is there real reason to call him a prick?
DeadPixel4 29
Yes
Pelreskovich 11
Another case of when keeping it real goes wrong. You left out the part where he yanked you from the car and beat your ass!
DocBastard 40
I hope he reflexively beat you before reflexively writing you a ticket. Is being a dumbass illegal? No?? It should be.
eminemop 0
If being a dumbass was illegal we would have to build quite a few more prisons.
TheDrifter 24
I wonder if we could get a law against uncommon stupidity passed? It seems the world is in need of one.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
If being a dumb ass was illegal court would go a little something like this. "The jury has found you guilty of 2nd degree dumbassness. You have a life sentence."
GLaDOSv1_09 19
You "reflexively" said that? Wow, I can't even think of words to describe how sad that is.
1JDub 6
Bet you got that ass kicked proper! FYL
senor_awesome 14
are you the same jackass who got fired for saying 'your mom' to your boss?
DracoSpirita 21
OP probably is. :P
IsMyWenieHard 0
Haha why does everyone think so ******* negatively... This ***** funny
omarzrgz 3
Seriously! Is that not the point of the website?
phatdaddy62 23
You are a moron!
PYLrulz 17
I hope he beat you with a nightstick after that
THE_A_TEEN 28
God damn you are a ******* moron surviving on the edge of the cliff of stupidity. Who the hell is stupid enough to say that to A ******* COP? Oh wait, you. YDI. Enjoy that ticket, and the pissed off cop...
DracoSpirita 21
Well said, my friend, well said.
ICATiger 13
Imagine if he was a troll and said. "Been there done that"