Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop asked if I had a reason for going so fast. I panicked and said, “I have to poop.” He followed me home with lights on, just to make sure I made it. FML.
Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML
Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
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sneakers9394 0
why be embarrassed? it's just a tampon..
El_patron 0
haha dumbass
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Comments (199)
BestestMama 6
stupid **** , its a damn tampon.
mikeds07 0
must of been a pretty big tampon if he thought it was a weapon
TeaLover_fml 0
So, you would rather get handcuffed than just show him it's a tampon, which every girl uses at one point of her life? Plus, it would make him feel pretty awkward. YDI!
you_freak 7
Was just about to say that! Agreed!! Maxiflo could be embarassing haha still YDI
slilz 0
YDI for being embarrassed about a tampon. It's not worth a cuffing
lolylol_fml 5
you should have shown him! he'd probly get all embarrassed, lol
KaleidoscopePope 0
very nice.
maidenandwhat 0
you're stupid it's a ******* tampon, grow up. everyone either has one or knows what's up.
chris13174 0
hey op, file a formal complaint against the ****** and watch your ticket magically disappear.
chris13174 0
One more thing op...Next time remember these words, No, I DO NOT consent to your illegal searches, is there anything else officer or am I free to go now. ******* cops think they are above the law and will lie to you faster than your worst enemy.
Gonqshow 0
It's not an illegal search if she has been placed under arrest for refusing to prove she isn't carrying a weapon. Once you're under arrest a police officer has the right to search you for weapons and for means of escape. And while under arrest you CAN'T refuse a search. The only time a search can be refused is if you are volunteering to a search and then decide to withdraw your consent. ******* people think they know everything about the law. Read a book instead of watching Law and Order next time
chris13174 0
hey mr cocksucker, it said she was put in handcuffs not placed under arrest. You might try taking your own advice and learn to read. DUMBASS!!!
Gonqshow 0
Can you please tell me where it says she was searched? Nice try Einstein. And before you try to attack the fact that I also said she was searched, I wasn't saying she was searched, merely pointing that you have no idea what you are talking about.