Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop asked if I had a reason for going so fast. I panicked and said, “I have to poop.” He followed me home with lights on, just to make sure I made it. FML.
Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML
Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
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sneakers9394 0
why be embarrassed? it's just a tampon..
El_patron 0
haha dumbass
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Comments (199)
BoldfaceMatteo 0
who sticks a tampon in their pocket /:0
Cinn_fml 23
Erm, where else do you suggest she keep it for if/when she happens to need it? A pocket is just as good as a bag...
Zebidee 9
She could have been wearing period costume...
aback 5
You'd have had more fun if you'd told him it was a tampon, and watched him blush.
pinkbunny2468 0
yeah n probable cause can start a search idiots if u were acting suspiciouse by not wanting to show something makes u look like your hiding something bad but ur an idiot all girls get periods and we need to use tampons. why hid it?
anorexicbarbie 8
Shut up, dumbass.
wearinsexypants 0
Pretty sure she didn't get handcuffed because what the tampon was or wasn't, she got handcuffed because she argued about it and pissed off the police officer.
Zebidee 9
When a man with a loaded gun asks you if you're planning on pulling out a weapon, it's a pretty good idea to give him a straight answer.
TheDrifter 24
Amen to that.
kevinfenchak 0
exactly.
faithfulangel 0
wow really? u were embarrassed to tell/show that it was a tampon? how old are u? grow up. it's natural. man my boyfriend is more mature than u are. he will go by tampons for me when I'm not with him. hell he even grabs them off the shelf for me when we are together. u are lame op.
xxLauraSxx 4
agreed!!!
jjluv456 11
Ur bf sounds awesome ! :)
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I'm going to say you deserve it for not just showing that it was a tampon, embarrassing or not. However, I also have to wonder why the hell the cop cared what was in the OPs pocket if she wasn't reaching for it? How could he think a Tampon was shaped like a weapon?
joolz_au 2
omg grow up op do you get your mother to buy your tampons for you too?? this would only be embarrassing for 2 reasons firstly if said tampon had been used....in that case you are a dirty bitch.....secondly if you were a guy with a tampon in your pocket in which case you have way more problems than being embarrassed for that lol anyway in future don't speed.....ydi 100%
SettoFail 9
that's stupid why would you be embarrassed I got over them being embarrassing in eighth grade jeeze.
hahaalolz 0
love ur lip piercing :)
KylieBunny 0
Dumb!! There isn't any reason to not tell the cop it was a tampon!! If you would have told him what it was you wouldn't have been arrested!! Self inflicted pain!