Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop asked if I had a reason for going so fast. I panicked and said, “I have to poop.” He followed me home with lights on, just to make sure I made it. FML.
Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML
Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
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sneakers9394 0
why be embarrassed? it's just a tampon..
El_patron 0
haha dumbass
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Comments (199)
checamuk 7
must be a blooming massive tampon for it to be mistaken for a weapon
xgetxbentx 13
wow really? if you're old enough to drive you should probably have the maturity to pull a tampon out of your pocket. obviously if they were a state trooper they were old enough to know that girls have periods.
I_am_that_guy 0
lol jail?...a little too far for a tampon don't u think?
Illyssa_fml 4
Wow!! YDI! I'd way rather show a cop I had a tampon than continue thinking I have a weapon.. he knows all girls have their periods...Someone gets embarrassed easily
imright24 0
1. It's only a tampon. 2. If he thinks it might be a weapon, he's going to find out for sure one way or another. Arguing was just stupid. Did you think he was just going to let it go? YDI for speeding AND arguing.
DrewSaFur1313 2
yes, because being handcuffed and maybe going to jail is not nearly is bad as the alternative of showing you have a tampon in your pocket....
Divanacious 0
How embarrassing. Look, I carry tampons all the time in my pocket-the cute pocketsized ones from Kotex, try those.
anorexicbarbie 8
Did you smudge shit around your mouth?
monicalynn 0
it's a tampon. there's no need to be embarrassed anymore...you're not 11. be a big girl.
aethum 0
who said it was a girl.