Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop asked if I had a reason for going so fast. I panicked and said, “I have to poop.” He followed me home with lights on, just to make sure I made it. FML.
Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML
Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
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sneakers9394 0
why be embarrassed? it's just a tampon..
El_patron 0
haha dumbass
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Comments (199)
Hopersz 0
I study the Law. Im letting you know right now that if you were arrested you can fight this and chances are you will win. However if they try to fight this the only info they ll have is that you argued with him cause he thought you had a weapon. Even that isnt enough info to win a case but with how u were treated then you have that chance
N0ir 0
you should have just shown the tampon cause everyone knows girls bleed ♡
onewill2live 0
No, the officer has every right to ask if there are any weapons present. She should have just said what it was. That's really not all that embarrassing.
spunky_gal 0
its just a tampon.....
fearfulsymmetry 1
This is probably one of the stupidest FML's I've ever read. are you 13? if that's the case, you should not be driving.
LittleMiss758 0
your dumb! you'd rather get put in hand cuffs & arrested then tell the officer it was a tampon? how old are you? grow-up sheesh isn't not like you are in middle school you get what you deserve
mooshibear140 4
Even in middle school tampons aren't really a big deal.
starile 20
What were the charges for arrest? Also, you're a dumbass, it was just a tampon you got yourself arrested for. Should've just shown him instead of arguing.
blondie105 0
why was it in ur pocket???
KTMnutJOB 0
he probly just wanted to frisk you
jagriley 0
totally deserved it.if anything the cop would look like a complete DUMBASS for thinking it was a weapon.you're both stupid.