Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop asked if I had a reason for going so fast. I panicked and said, “I have to poop.” He followed me home with lights on, just to make sure I made it. FML.
Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML
Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
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sneakers9394 0
why be embarrassed? it's just a tampon..
El_patron 0
haha dumbass
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realangelofdeath 0
Tampons go in your vag, not your pocket, silly!
KittenLuvs1212 0
uh it's just a tampon get over it! who cares if you have one that's not embarassing (well unless ur a guy XD) ydi!!
Erindub 0
Are you retarted?!
kstarr77 1
Who cares?! You should've just pulled it out. You're a girl. He'll understand.
thelionking555 1
he cant legally search you without a warrent unless the weapon was visible, and illegal. take his ass to court.
Kelishas 9
Tell him. Be embarassed for a few minutes then laugh about with friends/family/at parties for years to come. YDI. You Totally Deserved It.
KusanagiStyle 3
I feel for you OP. I'm really shy about those things, too. I hope when it escalated he reached in and touched it to remove it, and realized that girls will be girls. It should be a learning experience for him, too.
starberries 0
This is not an example of "girls will be girls", it's an example of "this girl is a motherfucking idiot". And how would it be a learning experience for the cop? Are you suggesting he should have assumed it was a tampon and let her go on her merry way because she's female?
ColdGold 6
Stupid. Very stupid.
Sonalis 9
dear god. I would be more embarrassed to tell my friend to bail me out of a jail cell. god OP, don't be such a candyass next time :P
the4starr 3
omg, seriously?! just show the tampon ! they will understand..