Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Today, I was running late for school and accidentally ran a red light and got pulled over. I couldn't find the registration and was freaking out, when the cop told me that he wouldn't give me a ticket if he could give me some advice. His advice? Don't wear your shirt inside-out. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop and got slammed with a ticket for expired tabs on my motorcycle. The DMV was literally across the street. I was heading there to get new tabs. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me 2 tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML
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Top comments
andrewzzz 0
"with hands that shaky i have an idea on how you can get out of this ticket"
mk58 31
Hmmm, which equipment was he referring to???
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Comments (107)
lilemmy55 10
oooh hhate cops to! :(
KVKdragon 26
you're lucky he didn't think you were on something, alcohol or drugs. you do a lot of strange random things when you drink stupidity poison or use moron medicine
Sperino 4
Did anyone notice that the OP said "I got PULLED by a cop" instead of "I got pulled OVER by a cop"? Lol
mk58 31
It's a typo, he missed a word while his hands were still shaking.
carnage1106 0
How bout nervous burgers?
carnage1106 0
Why would you get nervous around cops if your not black?
loski87 4
Fail!
forthepainx3 0
I count this as a win.
CaptainPanda 0
Well, isn't someone a little racist.
Spinnmaster 1
fail
lolwutguy 0
and a dead hooker
texas_redneck88 10
hmmmm……sounds like someone has a guilty conscious
natas_fml 13
It's conscience, hillbilly.
livin_plur 0
it's not like u can sound that one out ya nazi
itsmeppl 0
hah lol made my day too haha lolz
itsmeppl 0
go ta YouTube and type in Carl Barron Cops. it's friggin hilarious