Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Today, I was running late for school and accidentally ran a red light and got pulled over. I couldn't find the registration and was freaking out, when the cop told me that he wouldn't give me a ticket if he could give me some advice. His advice? Don't wear your shirt inside-out. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop and got slammed with a ticket for expired tabs on my motorcycle. The DMV was literally across the street. I was heading there to get new tabs. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me 2 tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML
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Top comments
andrewzzz 0
"with hands that shaky i have an idea on how you can get out of this ticket"
mk58 31
Hmmm, which equipment was he referring to???
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Comments (107)
mystrylady 0
Well it is the end of the month. need to make that quota.
kronosa 0
that's ****** up. he just wanted to be a dick. **** that cop i hope he gets hit by a car while he' doing his next stop
life2007 0
That's a shitty thing to say. Most cops are just trying to do their job and dealing with assholes like you doesn't make it any easier, and they still try to protect stupid people like you. Unless you know what it's like to be a police officer and all the shit they go through by putting their lives on the line everyday **** off.
CryMoreFMLs 15
By judgimg how much you care, Id say you're the mad one
LolMoqz 10
32, i see what you did there :3
steve16890 5
don't be such a little bitch next time, they can't arrest for no reason so unless your a drug mule you don't have a reason to be nervous
Erindub 0
You're lucky he didn't arrest you with your crackhead shakes
lessays 0
how did a weenie such as yourself even get a license in the first place?
FMLLogan 1
you deserve it
lottso88 4
90- Shut up. you're not cool.
Eggers 2
81, 90, 91, 94, 98: Calm your ****