Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I came home to my wife packing a bag. We had been fighting recently and I understood why she was leaving, but then I noticed she wasn't packing her stuff. She explained that I was the one who was leaving, she was just packing my bag. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
Today, my girlfriend texted me, telling me to come home quickly, because she had a "surprise" waiting for me. I convinced my boss to let me go home, and rushed out. Turns out the "surprise" was just that she'd bought herself a pet bunny. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by cooking her dinner. I spent hours preparing and making sure everything was perfect. I lit candles, set the table, and even put on some soft music. When she came home, she'd already eaten and wasn't hungry. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
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shiba10 26
It's probably better then coming home to nothing and finding out through text. Things don't always work out but that's what shapes us as people, bad luck op but I hope you come out stronger.
ScratchCatPower 32
Aw, jeez... Sorry OP. It was quite a nice idea anyway...
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Comments (30)
dillon1102 4
Sorry Oregon bro.
TheHcwalker 20
Sounds like she doesn't deserve you anyway
interesting33 37
Packing up all your stuff and leaving seems very harsh. I know nothing about the situation and it could be the only way to do it, but I would feel so awful for anyone who comes home to nothing, out of the blue like that.
JeremyTheSnake 4
Should have told her you were coming home early to toss her butt out. Bite the head off the snake OP.
Nitelifer 3
Sorry, but there is probably more to this story. Work on communication, being thoughtful, open and honest in your next relationship. Don't rush into something. Instead work on yourself, build the old confidence and ask yourself, "am I self-absorbed?"