Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My usually detached and unromantic boyfriend rushed right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admitted excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wanted to test the theory. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth removed. The sympathetic words from my boyfriend asked if this meant I could open my mouth a bit wider for him now. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, while I was at the dentist, I couldn't stop gagging when he tried to put a tab in my mouth to get an x-ray. As I left, I overheard him saying, "I feel sorry for her boyfriend." FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, my girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheeks combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it and I'm now in the doghouse. FML
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
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melons 44
Oblige him, bite down really hard, then claim you couldn't feel anything.
juliette320 0
if your surgery was half as bad as mine his penis won't be going in your mouth anytime soon, unless he has a pencil sized penis.
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Comments (221)
Finn_the_human 5
That sounds bombastic!
Nafan01 0
can't blame a man fir tryin
evperry 2
true
Barney_Rubble_75 0
yep. you can.
Zebidee 9
No-one that has been through wisdom teeth removal would think that was a good idea. Besides which, with open wounds in your mouth and blood everywhere, it's hardly the safest sex you'll ever have.
saturnfive 5
I ask myself the same thing. Women and their stupidity....
Wdgames 0
My mouth didnt bleed, and i could open it wide enough to eat a triple patty hamburger the next day (not because im fat, but because it was a bit of a treat after my surgery). Not everybody who has had their wisdom teeth out has much trouble with it.
Wdgames 0
Im not saying that OP was fine, im just saying not everybody has trouble. I was only 15, and i had all four taken out at once.
karmicsamadi86 9
Why are you dating a guy whose detached and unromantic in the first place?!
chester75 5
you said "detached" and " unromantic" what did you expect, that those presents came with no strings attached.
Whydoyouask 11
lol, on my phone it says there are two first posters.
RockstarRN 10
DUMP HIM!
MrCoolPants 7
god damn ZING!!
commodore350 0
15 is hot ^
xoCOURTNIEox 0
I have to get mine pulled in a week..but haha what a nice bf you have there.
DrewSmooth 0
I'll bring flowers and movies?
SirEBC 7
Didn't see that one coming.
Death_From_Above 0
ha ha ha. 53- that was perfect!!
oooKiLLaHooo 0
damn..53 beat me to it..
staceysgenesis16 0
eww yeah i hav to get mine pulled too :( ******* A! tylonal is gunnu be my bestie for a while..
ChibiGirl5 0
wow dump him
yeahreally 6
wow, im sure you knew something was up the moment he showed with movies and flowers. fyl.