Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My usually detached and unromantic boyfriend rushed right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admitted excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wanted to test the theory. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth removed. The sympathetic words from my boyfriend asked if this meant I could open my mouth a bit wider for him now. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, while I was at the dentist, I couldn't stop gagging when he tried to put a tab in my mouth to get an x-ray. As I left, I overheard him saying, "I feel sorry for her boyfriend." FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, my girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheeks combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it and I'm now in the doghouse. FML
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
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melons 44
Oblige him, bite down really hard, then claim you couldn't feel anything.
juliette320 0
if your surgery was half as bad as mine his penis won't be going in your mouth anytime soon, unless he has a pencil sized penis.
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Comments (221)
chuckychan 8
so was he right?
Driveshaft 5
...so, your fml is that your boyfriend did something sweet, and made a joke... loser
Captain_Zorro 7
couldnt feel it anyways
underguarded 20
I think that's a sign to leave.
RaVeN53 7
Any guy who would even think of that is a duche bag! Dump him ASAP!
keelyd 0
I sent this as an email to my boyfriend. it reminded me of him. FML
mbishop94479 4
There are better ways to ask for a *******.....
fizzpoplady 3
But there are NOT better ways to ask for a punch in the face. :)
Alex_The_Human 2
slow clap
pere 11
I really hope you didn't do it... any suction would rip the clots out, and you'd have painful dry-pockets that would need to be packed by your dentist.... OUCH. P.S. Your bf needs his heart/brain checked.
EvilPotato 15
did it work??