Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Username
United States
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
lectro
France
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Silent
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
tooembarassed
United States
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Anonymous
Tempe, United States
Brace yourself
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
BracesSuck
United States
Do it again
Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my brackets, she missed and clipped my gums instead. She looked at me and said, "Oh sorry, you're bleeding really badly. See, I got these fake nails put on and I guess I'm just not used to them. Let me try again." She missed. FML
AAA
Hole for life
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Fox_Undercover
Wareham, United States
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Top comments
mrahhhhh 21
Least it wasn't your gynecologist and your other set of lips. 0_0*
suppressed08 2
Well, it saves you the £10 or $10 or whatever people pay for piercings? :)
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Comments (115)
mrahhhhh 21
Least it wasn't your gynecologist and your other set of lips. 0_0*
Vexation 0
I chuckled.
Leva_fml 0
haha, good one.
neeky123 0
ouch..
CoachLlama 5
Its the recession. People are having to provide value added service. After the piercing, did he offer to change the oil in your car too? /sarcasm off
zeron 0
This made me LOL but seriously, FYL your orthodontist must really suck
Doortje 30
free piercing? ^^
brey_fml 0
WTF? how does that even happen? D;<<<
draminicus 0
ya that blows, but I want details on how this happened just can't picture it without Charlie Chaplin music playing in the background
akaashR 0
I don't get it
the4starr 3
aaaooowwhh
iSilva 0
Why..I'm visiting my orthodontist tomorrow, thanks OP.