Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Brace yourself
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
Do it again
Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my brackets, she missed and clipped my gums instead. She looked at me and said, "Oh sorry, you're bleeding really badly. See, I got these fake nails put on and I guess I'm just not used to them. Let me try again." She missed. FML
Hole for life
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
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mrahhhhh 21
Least it wasn't your gynecologist and your other set of lips. 0_0*
suppressed08 2
Well, it saves you the £10 or $10 or whatever people pay for piercings? :)
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Comments (115)
LyfzDeth 0
now u got a hole on ur lip... u can just use dat when drinking through a straw... win-win for you!
kekeshayeshaye 4
how'd that feel. nice?
gle_ek 0
I made the -your life sucks- reach 1234! coz I'm awesome like that!!! and OP free piercing? yay!
TK1279 2
ZOMBIE!!
buckie123 3
did he double charge you?
sapphireflames11 0
He/she saved you a trip. :)
hairdreser0nfire 0
I'm sure that felt good. I hope the novacaine numbed your lip as well.
imsosleepy 9
Sue his incompetent ass
zombiefan4eva 0
i smell a lawsuit :-))))
RedPillSucks 33
He'll probably end up accidentally putting braces on someone who came in for a nose piercing or tongue ring.