Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML
Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently, according to the state of Illinois, I'm dead. FML
Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
Today, I got my first speeding ticket. Looking it over, I was surprised to see that the officer listed my height accurately despite never having seen me standing. I complimented his uncanny ability and asked if it was part of police training. He then informed me that he read it on my license. FML
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
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Top comments
midnyte 0
You should have replied, "Guess we need lessons in tact, huh?"
MrsNrmnRckwll 0
I live in the U.S. and don't have a weight on my license. I have never heard of someone's weight being on their license, that's just a waste of time and who the h*ll needs to know YOUR weight.
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Comments (30)
DACouture 0
You did it to yourself for getting fat
Makaloraii 0
I ******* hate people who post shit like this. "Today, my boyfriend said he didn't like my new dress. FML" ...then said it would look better on the floor and then we made love passionately, and he proposed. Tell the whole ******* story, you stupid piece of shit.
Cristaderzi 0
Well actuallu makes it easier for police to Identify YOU from say an identity thieve... Or if your wanted etc etc etc...
hi_whats_up 0
Omg thats such a rude thing to say! We dont have weights on the licences, why?, Coz NZ is decent enough to know its personal lol! and maybe u've lost weight :D just think of it like that!
nirenna 6
u couldve lost weight
underaegis 0
not the best idea till after your holding the lisence
yungcommy 1
fat people dont deserve to live
awesumsar 5
Omg maybe she meant that u lost weight????? She is not saying your fat just that weight has changed!!! God!!! Stop being so melodramatic!!!
SkoomaKi 28
Rude! Tell her she's fat.
snowboarder531 5
Everyone has their weight in their license.
bonneh 0
No they don't, depends where you are from.