Today, I got my drivers license suspended until I am 18 for driving without a license. Where was I driving to? My last day of Drivers Ed. The high school where I take Drivers Ed. classes at is across the street from my house. I gave up 3 years of driving to drive 100 feet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML
Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML
Today, my mom told me I wouldn't be able to take driver's education until at least my sixteenth birthday, because I'm, "Not ready to drive a car." Isn't that the whole point of driver's ed? FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML
Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
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dberri05 2
you deserved it. why couldn't you just walk 100 feet. it's not hard
grocky 0
Walk! Better for you, better for our environment!
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Comments (353)
whomajigi 0
You drove ACROSS the street? When you're breaking the law, go big or go home. YDI.
waspbr 4
YDI, take a walk once in a while for pete's sake
the17doctor 12
For once? For a bit of laziness the OP has earned 3 years of walking or mooching rides off people.
PakiPakiPaki 0
LMFAO Whats wrong with you kid? it was across the street!! Damn your dumb.
jewjewbee 6
...You couldn't have WALKED across the street? That really, really sucks, but YDI.
k3llyb3lly 0
this is why america is fat.
k3llyb3lly 0
this is why america is fat.
irishlassie731 0
You deserve it for being dumb enough to drive without a license or licensed driver in the car with you. Walk the hundred feet, it's really not that difficult.
rukusrazor 0
Uh, YDI. You must be LAZY. 100 ft? Couldn't walk that? When I was a freshman, I took some girl's sister's car to lunch everyday. Then coming back to park on one of these occasions, I side-swiped a car. I couldn't get mine til I was 18 either. One good thing about waiting til your 18, no drivers-Ed. Just a eye and written test (that takes 5 minutes and is easier than any test I've taken).
Amphysvena 11
actually, you still have to take a road test, to prove that you have the ability to apply what you know.
Monado 0
Well I'm sure he thinks driving is necessary for anything. Such as going to one of his neighbor's houses, going down the driveway itself, or even to get from his house to the driveway itself. You need to quit being lazy and walk, I wouldn't understand why you would think it's acceptable to drive without a license, go to driver's ED while driving without a license, and driving across the street without a license instead of walking. You truely deserved this and I wouldn't understand why anyone thought it would be acceptable to click "FML" on this story.
blankslate 0
You sound incredibly lazy.