Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML
Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
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kingston52 0
you deseved it for getting your cat stuffed in the first place thats ******* creepy
lufctrivium 0
**** the Cats Life really though.
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Comments (411)
XvxvX 0
Isnt stuffing cats... Or other animals... Er.. wierd and gross?
Jehanne_fml 0
Creepy as ****. Surely there are better ways to deal with grief.
kellywastaken 0
who stuffs their cat?
madzi 0
Creepy old women and college students.
Darling_Cherry 5
I wish I could report this. FML.
Katiedance5678 5
"I mean really, who throws shoes?" - Austin Powers
TNEBlover 0
eww who does that! your like the janitor on scrubs!
tari_joon 0
Haha, remember JD and Turk also have Rowdy :P
TNEBlover 0
haha of course how could i forget rowdy!
friday1892 0
Rowdy was the man... of course before carla lost him and had too get another dog
jem1991 0
Rowdy from scrubs was the first thing i thought of after reading this fml, lmao
tari_joon 0
Haha Rowdy was awesome. Thankfully - he didn't actually belong to JD or Turk originally... they bought him at a garage sale. I'm not sure if that makes it more or less creepy XD
thejoz 0
As someone who has buried two beloved kitties in less than a year (they were both about 18, so they lived long lives, but it is still sad) I say FYL simply because your kitty died. ...But, I did have my cats properly buried in a pet memorial cemetery, and never once thought of having them stuffed.... Yeah...
harmony88 0
And for those without such luxuries as a pet cemetery, a hole in the backyard works, too, especially if you've got a lot of land. We've got 4 pets buried in our backyard, marked by little more than big rocks so we don't accidently dig them up.
jewjewbee 6
That's really weird...but still sad. How did your dog not recognize the cat?
Moemoemoe_fml 0
What?! I'd laugh at your comment if this whole situation wasn't so sad. What makes you think recognizing him would have stopped the dog?! You've been watching too much Disney stuff? Incidentally, I wonder if maybe the stuffing was poorly done. Otherwise, the dog wouldn't have viewed the stuffed cat as food supply. (The true reason for this to have happened, as he obviously didn't "mistake it for a chew toy". Remaining smells perhaps? :( Not properly done skin preservation?) I'd contact the person who did it to ask them about it in case it could be that. :( FYL for the OP who lost her kitty, anyway. :(
Queen_of_Night 20
After years of torment from the cat the dog finally got the last laugh!
lolwatlol 0
You are disgusting
Moemoemoe_fml 0
I think that would be you, sir. Leave the OP alone and respect her loss. Even if there's some bad on her side for her blatant lack of respect in her posting such a sad event on a site for people to laugh of it. R.I.P. Kitty. :(
Anonymus7_fml 0
o wow, why would you stuff a dead animal?
GongButterfly 0
what normal person stuffs their dead animal and sets it around the house for display!?
Arcterion 0
If this happened to me, by the end of the day I would have TWO stuffed animals.