Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Ninja skills
Today, my sister kicked me up the ass with such precision that I’m still bleeding from my asshole where the toe of her shoe tore the skin. FML
Toot toot
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
Today, after walking in on my roommate, I found out that pleasuring yourself with a shoe is a thing. It wouldn't have been so bad if the shoe hadn't been mine. FML
Change it!
Today, I had sex with a friend. It was really good too! Until she kicked me in my right nut while changing positions. FML
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML
Rough
Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML
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emerluvsu 6
That's the most original fml I've ever heard.
123zc1 3
Omg I almost died laughing
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pizzaloverchick 9
omg! that is so horrible! my friend popped her cherry with a tampon. again, that is horrible! ?
EthanJay144 9
How do you break your hymen from a kick to the crotch
welldammit1 21
I lost mine to my bike.
Rigid_Steel 10
You are the biggest idiot, you don't lose your virginity when you break your hymen. You lose it when a dick goes inside of your ******.
1dbvbandbotdf 15
lol you only lose your virginity is you have had a penis inside of you or if your penis has been inside of a ******.
Startled_Toenail 21
Mine popped because of a spring popping up in my mattress -__- I'm a virgin who wants to save herself for marriage but guys can be so ignorant and think the only way to break it is to have sex so now I'm worried they won't believe me.
DRpotato312 6
okay you don't lose your virginity just because your hymen breaks you lose your virginity when you have sex with someone People have been hit in their crotch and broke their hymen before or "popped their cherry" but you don't actually lose your virginity unless you have sex with someone
austsk 5
You didn't lose your virginity. the cherry is a hymen filled with blood and can be torn accidentally. So therefore you didn't lose your virginity, you just happened to have a bad day.
rinzlerkitty94 31
Virginity is a social construct, the hymen doesn't quite work that way.