Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML
Today, after an argument with my wife, I stormed out of our bedroom through the sliding doors to the balcony. Only there was no balcony, because it still hasn't been replaced yet. I'm now laid-up in hospital. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML
Today, I got into a stupid argument with an internet troll, who ended up making me so furious that I threw my laptop straight through my window. My dad will be home any minute. I'm a dead man. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML
Today, I got yelled at for staying in my room too long; got yelled at for going out of my room; got yelled at for staying at a friend's place. FML
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chickenwalrus 14
i love how your username is "fuckbucket"
zoPwNAgEzo 21
What's an asswhole?
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Comments (133)
tomtato 10
take a crap on the balcony, saying that you have had enough of his and it's time he took yours:)
trollierthanthou 1
also though, it was 30 freaking minutes. You did not die. You are okay. For like 4 hours, then you can talk. You sound like a ten year old calling your dad a bad person for giving you a breather. And you probably deserved it. Because if your dad resorts to forcing a breather on you instead of a tree branch,it does not sound like he would force an argument.
trollierthanthou 1
oops * start an argument* sounds better
Axipiter 24
The only thing that could've made this story better would have been if, in an act of violent revenge, you went to the concierge, got an extra pillowcase, filled it with bars of soap, and beat the shit out of him with it.
trollierthanthou 1
so what i am saying is i would have whooped your ass with a tree branch,OP. Your dad is cool he was probably doing yoga he was watching on a yoga dvd.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Why would you hit OP with a tree branch? You don't know what the fight was about. Second, why are you favoring the dad who was IMMATURE and locked OP outside and just ignored OP while sitting on his arse watching anything on the T.V.? Don't assume it's yoga.
Jediyoday 1
At least it wasn't raining.
HattedMad 7
Immaturity...ftw?
HeyMondayAddict 4
Thats why when you get back in the room, you take drinks from the mini fridge!
rosetta4978 6
So... What happened after those thirty minutes? Did he open the door and apologize, or did he unlock it and go back to watching tv? Regardless, it must have been awkward when you got back into the room. Family tension was on high.. Reach for the sky...
my2centsworth 15
A whole half hour?!?! Oh, the humanity!