what_a_loner
Bowmanville, Canada
Today, I got into a fight with a lawn chair. It won. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Eleanor
North Grafton, United States
Chair club
Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML
Noname
United States
Ultraviolence
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Davios
United States
Friendly fire
Today, I moved in with an older gentleman renting out a room. Tonight, he had a domestic dispute with his girlfriend, who threw a lawn chair at my car. FML
Anonymous
United States
He started it, sorry
Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML
elvisfreak5446
United States
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Anonymous
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
alsayslegit
United States
Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
Stung
United Kingdom
Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML
anon
United States
Domino effect
Today, I laughed at a coworker for breaking a chair during a meeting. Ten minutes later, I sat in another chair, and it snapped under me. My coworker just whispered, "Karma, bitch." FML
Anonymous
Iceland
Today, at an open mic comedy club, my jokes went down so poorly that someone decided to hurl a chair at me on-stage. FML
Top comments
bombtastic 10
What were you attempting to do besides sit on it?
Aeroxx1337 17
Don't worry. Here on FML, losing fights to inanimate objects is something of a routine occurrence.
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Comments (70)
EmmaMK 35
I understand. They either work first time or not at all.
daniel_dd31 13
A kitchen chair would destroy you if you can't even take a Lawn chair.
Shmatterhorn 38
I've learned to never argue with or fight against inanimate objects. They automatically win in those situations. So sorry., OP.
priceyfml 7
What is the point to this post... It doesn't even sound logical.
mikepzz 27
Listen, everyone knows you don't tangle with lawn chairs, those things are crazy. Especially if you're in a drunken stupor.
perdix 31
Worst John Cougar Mellenkamp song ever! He should have just left it at "Authority" and moved on.
jagma_fml 14
once the lawn chair is mastered, the next boss level is the hammock
Newboy237 4
Mowing the grass in the hot sun I fought the lawn (chair) and the lawn (chair) won I fought the lawn (chair) and the lawn (chair) won
kitkatkarley 7
That was copied from Austin and ally. Don't try and be funny.
underthesea12 24
Don't fight inanimate objects. They fell no pain. You can't won.