Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
Today, at the end of a 15 hour shift, my girlfriend and her friends played a "prank" on me by texting me from a random number saying my cat got hit by a car. I immediately burst into tears and lost it in front of my colleagues. My cat is fine. My relationship is the real joke. FML
Today, I thought my new kitten had gotten out, so I roamed the streets in the pouring rain, screaming his name for hours. Eventually, my fiance called and said he was home from work. I cried that the cat was gone, and he said, "What do you mean? He's on my lap." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
Today, after I had planned a romantic weekend for my boyfriend and me, with an itinerary of dinner, events and outings, it got cut short when he had to have his cat put down, which he had for 12 years. FML
Today, my girlfriend furiously bitched me out because I got more upset about my phone screen cracking than when she told me about the death of her cat. We hadn't even met when her cat died. Did she expect me to burst into tears from hearing the story? Guess who's single again… FML
Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML
Today, my roommate's noisiest cat passed away. My previously-silent cat has decided that someone has to fill the void, and has been running around the apartment howling ever since. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I spent almost $500 adopting a senior cat and buying everything we needed to take care of him. He died 6 hours later. FML
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Jakesterk96 8
What a catastrophe.
YoYoNegro 0
Still a better love story than twilight.
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Comments (130)
hateevryone 15
What a nerd.
deransc 19
What a nerd bitch
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Psst...tell him to go back to a saved game from before the cat died and tell him to turn off aging. Or bring the cat back as a ghost and then maybe resurrect it. It's possible. I love The Sims! :D
miracle250 0
Time for a real man..
hereinnc 12
um... at least he shows his emotions... that's pretty much the best I can come up with. I won't say he's not a real man that's harsh. However I cannot say I have ever encountered a guy crying over losing a virtual pet.
jtang1107 2
His mancard- its time ta hand it over
randompanda7 4
I always just got a new sim cat. But I cried when the game stopped working on my laptop :(
brill33 7
Maybe a cat that he knew when he was younger died, or he's a pussy himself
anh4229 2
Hahahahaha
borche 5
Hey no judging, sims is a great game.
rackygrl 2
Your life's not the the one that's ******, his is.