Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
Today, at the end of a 15 hour shift, my girlfriend and her friends played a "prank" on me by texting me from a random number saying my cat got hit by a car. I immediately burst into tears and lost it in front of my colleagues. My cat is fine. My relationship is the real joke. FML
Today, I thought my new kitten had gotten out, so I roamed the streets in the pouring rain, screaming his name for hours. Eventually, my fiance called and said he was home from work. I cried that the cat was gone, and he said, "What do you mean? He's on my lap." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
Today, after I had planned a romantic weekend for my boyfriend and me, with an itinerary of dinner, events and outings, it got cut short when he had to have his cat put down, which he had for 12 years. FML
Today, my girlfriend furiously bitched me out because I got more upset about my phone screen cracking than when she told me about the death of her cat. We hadn't even met when her cat died. Did she expect me to burst into tears from hearing the story? Guess who's single again… FML
Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML
Today, my roommate's noisiest cat passed away. My previously-silent cat has decided that someone has to fill the void, and has been running around the apartment howling ever since. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I spent almost $500 adopting a senior cat and buying everything we needed to take care of him. He died 6 hours later. FML
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Top comments
Jakesterk96 8
What a catastrophe.
YoYoNegro 0
Still a better love story than twilight.
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Comments (130)
angelamhill 7
Maybe get him a real one?
linkinpark98 24
Imagine how he would react if the REAL one died? I think he'd probably have a heart attack. Lol
PurpleKicks 22
ahahahahaha... haahahahah x )
braheem 5
y wud u date such a guy!
ClaremoreZebra 8
Why would you talk with the grammar skills of a mentally handicapped mutant ostrich? These are all questions we would like to know..
ClaremoreZebra 8
NoorFML, I love the new profile picture! I always see your comments, but the new picture caught me off guard, nice disguise..
Fylives101 2
Maybe give him your one?
linkinpark98 24
Get that man a box of tissues and a blanket! This is already starting to make me tear up... :'(
karmicsamadi86 9
Wow.....
ClosetTroll 10
If he's that invested in the game, then you know how much it means to him. I am not condoning his addiction but at least try talking to him about this and over time, he'll hopefully realize what he's gotten himself into.
abbyabb 4
So I think that guys should be sensitive. But maby not that mich
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Can you say emotional displacement?