werewolfoflondon
Canada
Today, I got fired over MSN. I wasn't even online at the time. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
fml
United States
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Volunteer
Elwood, United States
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
amf
United States
Reasons to be cheerful, pt. 4
Today, I got fired via text. The last sentence was, "Wish you the best, take care!" FML
fired
Australia
Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML
Rae
United States
Today, I was fired for not attending a mandatory meeting. I confronted my boss and told her I never heard anything about it, she told me that daily reminders had been sent out via email for weeks. She then discovered that she failed to enter my email address in the system. I was still fired. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was fired for actively seeking employment with another company. Because of having just been fired, the other company will no longer give me the time of day. FML
Anonymous
Today, while on vacation, I got fired for not working a shift I wasn't scheduled for. Even after texting my boss a copy of my vacation approval letter, she still fired me. FML
damngurl
Make your minds up
Today, I got fired. Yesterday was my birthday and I was told I was getting a promotion. FML
Top comments
redbluegreen 41
Could that be because you're a werewolf who lies about his location?
knibbsy 4
I hope your boss did it while using one of the ridiculous winks that are found on MSN. Nothing says "you're fired" like a silly creature who died from pushing the same Atari button repeatedly.
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Comments (83)
ladybuuggy 0
that definitely shows how business-like your boss is..what a prick
FMLollie 7
Your boss really valued you! Your way better off good luck!
SuperGrinder86 0
Nineteenth!!!
SuperGrinder86 0
By default!
knibbsy 4
That's the year I discovered my house is full of radioactive compounds. It's 4 years later and I'm still livin' strong.
SuperGrinder86 0
NINETEENTH
johnnyexpl0sion 0
The internet: Allowing people to be ******* since the 90's. Also, allowing people to look at ******* since the 90's.
restythestar 0
maybe it's because you never picked up the phone.. or never went to work.
iheartglasses 0
Doesn't being fired require some paper signing and such? I think your boss just told you that you didn't have to come in and you figured if you tweaked the story it would be a good FML. You lose :)
knibbsy 4
It requires nothing.
InDenial 6
I requires the simple, but dreaded words 'You're Fired!'
InDenial 6
It*
ricktos 0
go into work tomorrow and kick your ex-boss in the nuts
sweetdreams999 0
lmfao! I remember MSN!!
robc32ca 4
"at the time" means you were using it at work. YDI
morella_xx 29
And the "I wasn't even online" part means he wasn't, but found later when he checked his messages. Reading's pretty great, you should try it some time!
Zachthehayn 0
Yeah, you don't need that kind of "management"... messed up