werewolfoflondon
Canada
Today, I got fired over MSN. I wasn't even online at the time. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
fml
United States
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Volunteer
Elwood, United States
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
amf
United States
Reasons to be cheerful, pt. 4
Today, I got fired via text. The last sentence was, "Wish you the best, take care!" FML
fired
Australia
Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML
Rae
United States
Today, I was fired for not attending a mandatory meeting. I confronted my boss and told her I never heard anything about it, she told me that daily reminders had been sent out via email for weeks. She then discovered that she failed to enter my email address in the system. I was still fired. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was fired for actively seeking employment with another company. Because of having just been fired, the other company will no longer give me the time of day. FML
Anonymous
Today, while on vacation, I got fired for not working a shift I wasn't scheduled for. Even after texting my boss a copy of my vacation approval letter, she still fired me. FML
damngurl
Make your minds up
Today, I got fired. Yesterday was my birthday and I was told I was getting a promotion. FML
Top comments
redbluegreen 41
Could that be because you're a werewolf who lies about his location?
knibbsy 4
I hope your boss did it while using one of the ridiculous winks that are found on MSN. Nothing says "you're fired" like a silly creature who died from pushing the same Atari button repeatedly.
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Comments (83)
vballchick101 0
Sucks for you. x)
Xavi89 0
oh that's ******* funny!!!
77taylah33 0
oo ouch nothing like getting fired in an offline message. And that was wrong for your boss to fire you like that.
RedPillSucks 33
How do you know the message was actually from your boss? Those things are too easy to fake.
ersyad 0
Ouch! That's painful, dude.
Squttnbear 0
isnt there a law against stuff like that?
Trevor260 3
I got fired over voice mail
melibear89 7
sucks to be you
jjazzsoul 0
In case you didn't figure this out, here's one for those lacking brain cells. What's illegal, you say? Why that would be being fired by any means other than face to face. Manager is a dumbass, and so are you if you don't use how he/she tried to fire you as a means to get your job. Then, you would completely deserve it. Same goes for being fired by phone.
swagerific227 0
your fault for having a MSN. WHO USES THAT ANYMORE?!