Today, I got fired for taking time off to see my sister in the hospital after she got in a car accident. Before I got fired, I found out my boss took time off because her horoscope said she should. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while on vacation, I got fired for not working a shift I wasn't scheduled for. Even after texting my boss a copy of my vacation approval letter, she still fired me. FML
Today, my sister called me at work and told me our elderly mom had passed away. I dropped everything and rushed home, to find out she was fine, and that my sister was just pranking me. When I explained this to my boss, he accused me of lying to get out of work, and I was fired. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
Today, I helped save three people, including a newborn, when I was sole witness to a bad car crash. My boss said that wasn’t a valid reason to be 4 hours late for work and fired me. FML
Today, I was fired. Why? Because I called in sick on my daughter's birthday, even though you cannot "abandon work for personal affairs". My boss's favorite employee got to skip work on his wife's birthday two weeks ago. He still works here. FML
Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but had forgotten to book a day off. I called my boss and told him that I had to stay with my mum in hospital after a car crash that she had last night. He called me a liar and fired me. Turns out my mum is having an affair with my boss. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, the day before I was supposed to go back to work after I got sick, ended up in the hospital, and primary doctor put me on medical leave, I got fired. FML
Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
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airforce987 20
what a dick boss
pieintheface 0
your (ex)-boss is an ass
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Comments (137)
Shaggy_92 5
wow. that's bullshit.
UpYoursInAdvance 0
What a dumb Bitch she is... Just curious, Is she a Blonde?!
oakleyguy 0
Just thinking about makes me wanna key her car
oakleyguy 0
was talking about her boss that is..... >:)
JokeMeister 0
Yeah, but YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS !!! idiot.
bryan1992 0
damn that suck...looks like it's time to find a boss that's not a hypocrite
CACC_fml 0
the boss can take a break if she wants, after all shes the boss lol. Sucks that you got fired for that tho!
LOLSWAT 0
slash the tires, stab holes in doors with a large screwdriver, smash a window on the side or sunroof, shit in there and when ur boss walks in on u ******** finish like a champ
Dolfyutt 3
Finish like a BOSS*
astroid714 0
dam that's messed up f ur boss sideways bahaha
SkullCanddi 0
Horoscopes Are BS. She F'ed ur Lyfe Up. LikeaBoss.
X_X8 0
wooow complet utter bull shit ur boss so go **** him self lol