Today, I got fired for taking time off to see my sister in the hospital after she got in a car accident. Before I got fired, I found out my boss took time off because her horoscope said she should. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while on vacation, I got fired for not working a shift I wasn't scheduled for. Even after texting my boss a copy of my vacation approval letter, she still fired me. FML
Today, my sister called me at work and told me our elderly mom had passed away. I dropped everything and rushed home, to find out she was fine, and that my sister was just pranking me. When I explained this to my boss, he accused me of lying to get out of work, and I was fired. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
Today, I helped save three people, including a newborn, when I was sole witness to a bad car crash. My boss said that wasn’t a valid reason to be 4 hours late for work and fired me. FML
Today, I was fired. Why? Because I called in sick on my daughter's birthday, even though you cannot "abandon work for personal affairs". My boss's favorite employee got to skip work on his wife's birthday two weeks ago. He still works here. FML
Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but had forgotten to book a day off. I called my boss and told him that I had to stay with my mum in hospital after a car crash that she had last night. He called me a liar and fired me. Turns out my mum is having an affair with my boss. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, the day before I was supposed to go back to work after I got sick, ended up in the hospital, and primary doctor put me on medical leave, I got fired. FML
Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
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airforce987 20
what a dick boss
pieintheface 0
your (ex)-boss is an ass
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Comments (137)
aardvarkish 17
Hmmm.... you're boss's horoscope tomorrow will say: "Quit your job while you're ahead. If you're not a head already, become one. Then then give head jobs. But don't quit that job while you're a head. And have a positive attitude. Take some one in a hospital flowers."
jay4who7 0
well on the bright side u now know ur boss will do what his/her horoscope says.So get creative & get some REVENGE! : ]
stevs 0
Send a note to your bitch boss telling her that you will be advising her clients how she treats her employees. What a bitch .... you'll be better off working elsewhere.
C19_fml 9
Rage.
kristineszLIFE 0
Maybe you took too many days off on stupid shit.YDI,&btw pay attention to yourself
Norwegian_Wood 4
FYL for sure. But, being boss like that, you get to take time off whenever. That's the way it goes. Good luck finding another job!
deacon444 0
you can't ignore a horoscope
530boy 0
horoscopes are for obese people lol.
Erindub 0
Well now you don't have to be around your nut job boss. win win!
MrKlue 0
like a boss!
kittychanel 0
that's crazy