Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lives two hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he "couldn't handle the distance." He said he "couldn't commit to driving to see me long term." We live two hours apart, and I've driven to him every time; he never tried to come to me once. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I learned that my long term/long distance (two hours away) boyfriend has had not one, but two regular "girlfriends" closer to his home. He'd told them that we broke up while still coming to visit me weekly. He did stop coming by a few months ago because "work was crazy" but that didn't stop him from sending "pics" though. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he lost his feelings for me and is breaking up with me. He also told me he’ll be glad to contribute to raising our son, who I gave birth to 3 months ago. To rub salt in the wound, he announced on Facebook as “In a relationship” with his coworker 12 hours later. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
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Top comments
Codezlol 21
Meh you're better off without him. Good luck!
zoeconner 11
Be proud those aren't your ultrasounds. You definitely wouldn't want to have kids with that asshole.
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Comments (82)
sanuxo_ 22
Good thing you got out while you could. Cheaters are never worth it.
WCARlover 35
Just be happy your scumbag ex didn't leave you with something to show in an ultrasound, OP :)
BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22
I feel sorry for the other girlfriend too. Fyl & hers.
Liamj774 36
Well that really sucks. Sorry OP. You're better off without him anyway.
paramor3 23
Be glad you found that out sooner, rather than later!
mld4657 28
Burn.
graceface1031 7
Although yes, he is an asshole (FYL OP) he needs to be there for his kid :/
Jxv 15
Awe, you deserve better anyways!
weveallbeenthere 30
nah, I'm sure it was the 2 hour drive, sure that's it. other girlfriend, what girlfriend. just a lot of wear n tear on the car. cost to much.
MrDonSalvetti 27
Ugh, **** that guy!
lulinator 40
Someone else beat her to that, apparently.