Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lives two hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he "couldn't handle the distance." He said he "couldn't commit to driving to see me long term." We live two hours apart, and I've driven to him every time; he never tried to come to me once. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I learned that my long term/long distance (two hours away) boyfriend has had not one, but two regular "girlfriends" closer to his home. He'd told them that we broke up while still coming to visit me weekly. He did stop coming by a few months ago because "work was crazy" but that didn't stop him from sending "pics" though. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he lost his feelings for me and is breaking up with me. He also told me he’ll be glad to contribute to raising our son, who I gave birth to 3 months ago. To rub salt in the wound, he announced on Facebook as “In a relationship” with his coworker 12 hours later. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
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Top comments
Codezlol 21
Meh you're better off without him. Good luck!
zoeconner 11
Be proud those aren't your ultrasounds. You definitely wouldn't want to have kids with that asshole.
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Comments (82)
goldens_fml 12
you deserve better
mylove8386 12
Well at least its not you whose pregnant with his kid
Damnlyfsuxks 5
That's so sad.
trippygit 11
I read photos as potatos instead. Why is my brain so retarded?
thepelvicwoo 8
More like F her life.....the "other" girl is stuck with his sorry ass now!! You're free!!
collegecloud 1
Happened to me... It does suck *hugs*
DanielleinDC 34
Just be glad you aren't the one who's having this goniff's baby. F that poor woman's life and F the baby's life. And I fully understand the temptation to comment, "Oh, so THIS is why you're breaking up with me" on those photos.
JKPwnage 27
Dumbass. I hope the girlfriend miscarries/gets an abortion
mockingjay87 4
He'll do it to her either now or when that baby is born. Not your problem.
TheDanBexfield 26
Good thing he dumped you. You don't need a cheating rat like that.