Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lives two hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he "couldn't handle the distance." He said he "couldn't commit to driving to see me long term." We live two hours apart, and I've driven to him every time; he never tried to come to me once. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I learned that my long term/long distance (two hours away) boyfriend has had not one, but two regular "girlfriends" closer to his home. He'd told them that we broke up while still coming to visit me weekly. He did stop coming by a few months ago because "work was crazy" but that didn't stop him from sending "pics" though. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he lost his feelings for me and is breaking up with me. He also told me he’ll be glad to contribute to raising our son, who I gave birth to 3 months ago. To rub salt in the wound, he announced on Facebook as “In a relationship” with his coworker 12 hours later. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
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Codezlol 21
Meh you're better off without him. Good luck!
zoeconner 11
Be proud those aren't your ultrasounds. You definitely wouldn't want to have kids with that asshole.
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Comments (82)
underthesea12 24
Call his bluff and move closer to him.
ashleypfranco 7
what a douch
laylaeve 9
You were probably being duped from the beginning an should be glad you dodged that bullet. Seriously why would you want to be with a guy like that.
RogueWarrior869 23
Wow, what a jerk. You dodged a bullet by not being with this dude anymore. It's also just a suggestion, but it couldn't hurt to let the other woman know what kind of man that guy is. Hope you find someone much better, OP.
MsKatieFace 11
Maybe not the best idea, depending how far gone she is. I had to tell mt former best friends pregnant girlfriend her bf of 4 years had been cheating on her with numerous one nighters and trying to find a second girlfriend. He had kept her secret (he had moved 4 hours from home to go to uni, she was back in their hometown) but she contacted me after i had called him "hun" (a harmless nick i call all friends) on his fb when i wished him luck with an operation. She was already 4 months gone so too late to abort, and i was scared the stress of the truth may cause her to miscarry, so i didn't tell her he was pretending to be single and hooking up with random girls, or about his failed attempt to make me his girlfriend but i wasn't interested. The guilt ate at me, i finally told her when she was 8 months and the baby stood a good chance of being fine should complications come from the stress but i couldn't let her give birth especially with him there not knowing. I felt so guilty but she was so lovely, despite the fact i was the girl giving her this awful news she was so polite and thankful.
Bugger_off 8
If OP knew about the other girlfriend, she did it herself.
skittyskatbrat 19
Better than getting knocked up by a cheater!!
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Better her than you.
derpina72 23
Ah! I read the post wrong. My bad! Well, I'd say you dodged a bullet there.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You dodged a bullet.
arockon 5
I agree that your situation sucks but thats the problem with life nowadays. People can be so untrustworthy, inconsiderate of others, and selfish. Thats why relationships go downhill so much nowadays