Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML
duker01 tells us more.
Just to answer a few questions... He's 18. I'm almost certain it was about the sex- I don't mind when I'm light, but at the start the cramps are unbearable, so no sex, not oral either. And he's just ignorant- he's actually a very intelligent person. This is the OP btw, not sure if the name will come up the same.
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missvee98324 0
hahaha boys are funny
brieanna101 0
guys don't get periods it's so annoying I once had one of my boyfriends ask if we could still have sex.. "IM ******* BLEEDING I DONT WANT YOUR DICK UP THERE" stupid
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duker01 0
Just to answer a few questions... He's 18. I'm almost certain it was about the sex- I don't mind when I'm light, but at the start the cramps are unbearable, so no sex, not oral either. And he's just ignorant- he's actually a very intelligent person. This is the OP btw, not sure if the name will come up the same.
Donandino 0
You cramp too much to suck dick?
swimmingmonkey 2
Yes, believe it or not it can happen. I empathize with you, OP, about the cramps. Before I went on the pill, I got cramps so bad that it would make me sick. Couldn't eat, hurt to do anything and painkillers would not stop the cramping. My boyfriend didn't seem to have a problem taking care of me while I felt like total shit and understood that he'd get his ******* when I wasn't puking and taking six Midol to stop feeling so bad. As for everyone saying that they're horny on their period or whatever, yeah, so am I. Doesn't mean I really want to have sex while I'm bleeding like crazy. Light days and in the shower.
ashlyrose45 12
I feel both of your pain. Before I got my IUD I couldn't move for two days out of every month, and I had to have a super tampon+overnight pads because my flow was that heavy from day 1, even while on the pill. I had a guy break up with me over it
fedrizzle07 0
is he ****** stupid?
LadyAshley 0
#35 A gross as it is, having sex with girls on their periods is taboo. A lot of people do it, it is hygenic down their, but still it's nasty
tgj088 0
what a.... wow
klah11 0
what a jerk !
s_bloodnozzle_iz 0
LOL AT 58's COMMENTS ON ALL THE FMLS. he makes me laugh so much. bahahahahahahaHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahhahaAAAAAAAA.
worldofwilfred 0
YDI for having a peirod
anonomously_anon 0
hahahaha that's cute.... he's gonna be really dissappointed when he figures out that happens to like every girl hahaha
bearbayb23 0
lmao that made my day !
PatKicksAss 0
23 is bangin