Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML
duker01 tells us more.
Just to answer a few questions... He's 18. I'm almost certain it was about the sex- I don't mind when I'm light, but at the start the cramps are unbearable, so no sex, not oral either. And he's just ignorant- he's actually a very intelligent person. This is the OP btw, not sure if the name will come up the same.
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missvee98324 0
hahaha boys are funny
brieanna101 0
guys don't get periods it's so annoying I once had one of my boyfriends ask if we could still have sex.. "IM ******* BLEEDING I DONT WANT YOUR DICK UP THERE" stupid
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buckshot919 0
gah I wish guys could experience this lovely visit we get from aunt flow just one time in their lives.. they'd understand afterward. they'd be 5 millions times worse than us on one..
missanimeotaku 0
Well, he's going to go through a lot of girlfriends, then, because just about every girl gets them every month. If only he knew...
tedwin223 0
that's ridiculous why are you having them every month? haha jk what a doucher he is. maybe ask him why his dick gets hard when he watches **** or something
Drummer389000 0
boys are funny. and Im a boy... but even I know that "like, one every month" is the norm haahahahaha :) he's dumb. :D
zssillybilly 0
nah really? :) lmfao! thank u op u made my day!
Squeezeit 0
he's a douche. he was using you for sex. the periods are **** blocking him.
DaleksAreEpic 0
He's going to have some issues finding a girlfriend who doesn't have one "like, every single month." Or maybe he just gets off on pregnant women.
richylovespurple 0
haha ya I'd say....
converseTMB 0
BAHAH! ur boyfriend was real smart, wasent he?
maga6181996 0
hahaha, I my ex wanted to have sex once and I told him no because I was on my period and he asked me “ can't you just hold it in till I'm done?”
duker01 0
haha did you bleed all over him just for th lols? :)
ImaginaryFoe 1
LOL An ex once asked me what time was good. He thought I just bled at certain times of the day/night. It was so not worth explaining to him.
sunnyfurball 0
not too bright that boy...does he know where babies come from?