Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML
duker01 tells us more.
Just to answer a few questions... He's 18. I'm almost certain it was about the sex- I don't mind when I'm light, but at the start the cramps are unbearable, so no sex, not oral either. And he's just ignorant- he's actually a very intelligent person. This is the OP btw, not sure if the name will come up the same.
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missvee98324 0
hahaha boys are funny
brieanna101 0
guys don't get periods it's so annoying I once had one of my boyfriends ask if we could still have sex.. "IM ******* BLEEDING I DONT WANT YOUR DICK UP THERE" stupid
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jonnyboi313 0
lmfao datz funny
ndiesal 0
LOL what did he expect? And why are there almost as many YDIs as FYLs? Half of you voters are ******* idiots. This guy is ******* retarded and will be single for the rest of his life, or will turn into a ******* fag.
Perdita102 0
that guy is going to have quite a wake-up call when ge gets into other relationships and all those girls have one 'like every month'.
natalie2901 0
wow sucks for him
hannahgirl11 0
wow lol he has no idea does he lol
smileysquid 0
lol someone didn't pay attention in health class...
Saluton 18
tell him, "You shit every day!"
Felonia 0
OMG. Hon, be greatful - that man isn't breeding stock.
eternalaphrodite 0
Seriously. You don't want to chance helping that man procreate.
Diirrtty_RayRay 0
HAHAH that made me laugh! wow, every month eh? hes gonna be surprised when he finds out that thats normal.. how the hell didnt he know that?? Hahah
LynzCatastrophe 0
Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them. And thankfully you got off lucky, if he is this dumb when it comes to things that are common knowledge, you are much better off, he only cares about himself, as well as how much he can gte and again, is dumb as a stump. Mine likes my monthly, it gives an excuse to my bitchiness and he gets more blow jobs ^__^