Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML
duker01 tells us more.
Just to answer a few questions... He's 18. I'm almost certain it was about the sex- I don't mind when I'm light, but at the start the cramps are unbearable, so no sex, not oral either. And he's just ignorant- he's actually a very intelligent person. This is the OP btw, not sure if the name will come up the same.
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missvee98324 0
hahaha boys are funny
brieanna101 0
guys don't get periods it's so annoying I once had one of my boyfriends ask if we could still have sex.. "IM ******* BLEEDING I DONT WANT YOUR DICK UP THERE" stupid
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ohSNAPyall 27
How inconsiderate of you, OP!
hit_the_scene 0
how dumb was this guy lol?
faitily 0
win 92.
importroller 0
how much do you ******* bleed? maybe you should get checked. but seriously, blow him or let him put it in your ass for that week instead
DamnDaddy 0
he just mad cuz he can't go a week without pussy...I think he shud bleed for a week straight. haha see how he feels then. srry for ya break up luv haha but yer man...WASaDiCK
dirtyoldman27560 0
Make sure he knows that going gay is his only way out of that.
amandapanda8D 0
you had an idiot boyfriend
alfalfalaffa 17
having one once a month? ew!
FAM_fml 0
once a month??????? You mean to tell me thats not spaghetti sauce. She Lied! Your not suppose to add cheeese and eat.... Im depressed and nausiated........
saywhaaat_01 0
hahahaha! wow, guys are stupidd.