Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML
duker01 tells us more.
Just to answer a few questions... He's 18. I'm almost certain it was about the sex- I don't mind when I'm light, but at the start the cramps are unbearable, so no sex, not oral either. And he's just ignorant- he's actually a very intelligent person. This is the OP btw, not sure if the name will come up the same.
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missvee98324 0
hahaha boys are funny
brieanna101 0
guys don't get periods it's so annoying I once had one of my boyfriends ask if we could still have sex.. "IM ******* BLEEDING I DONT WANT YOUR DICK UP THERE" stupid
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Z49 0
he's stupid
EasyGoing103 0
these comments are actually too funny lol
KamilleBlack 3
Lol! Ur ex is stupid. I would suggest sesonal (which makes u have ur period every 3 months) but u should change urself for that *****. xD Sorry, hun.
sugarr0babby0 0
WTF? shouldn't he know better... women get their period every month. woww.. dumbass.
jesslovesderrick 0
ha lmao(: "like every single month"
luchie_fml 0
lol u should cut his balls like once every month. lolololol :D jk
dynky 3
I take it he hasn't had a lot of girlfriends then...? What a dumbass.
kekelala3 0
does his mother like,'' Not have one every single month?''
AMDJB 0
whata bitch I'm sorry!
AntiTwitter 0
is he blonde? or young? no offense but blonde guys tend to be idiots