Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, I was hitting it off pretty well with a girl I met through a dating app. However, she's never going to speak to me again because I also happened to "match" with her friend. How was I supposed to know they knew each other? FML
Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML
Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML
Today, I found my best friend's girlfriend on a webcam site. I then told him, and his only response was, "Yeah, I know, that's where we met." FML
Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML
Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
Jason_fml 0
Don't be a cheating jackass and shit like that won't happen.
Tri_fml 5
Did she castrate you? I hope so :) Keep it in your pants, or grow the balls to break up with her before ******* around. Douchebag.
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Comments (60)
dangletsbang21 0
I hope the girl you hooked up with tells your girlfriend and she dumps your ass, karmas a bitch and cheatings a sin :)
mkd0713 0
u deserve it if ur gf finds out and removes ur penis...asshole.
rocklare18 7
you mean X GIRLFRIEND hhahahhaa
htownlove 0
so it doesn't "suck" to be him. he cheated on his girlfriend! YDI
laid2waste 0
people like you bring shame to the title of man. pay attention to your girlfriend num nuts.
archduke1 0
it's funny, like all these opinions matter to anyone
Wazilla 0
#20 if she did that she would get arrested, and post an FML herself, the you would bitch at her for being too drastic
Wazilla 0
too all you people saying ypu shouldn't cheat i agree but ypu should say don't drink so dont cheat. the real problem is the alchohol, cheating's just a result
TheShard1994 5
OP, YDI for cheating alcohol aint the reason for cheating. even drunk people don't just go ****** random people when they truly don't want to
dajon221 0
lol that's what you get you unfaithful bastard
ald2008 0
YDI; that's what you get for cheating, you ungrateful pig. #33; Alcohol is not the problem. I'll admit, I like my wine and get drunk often; but never, EVER, not ONCE have I EVER thought of cheating on my boyfriend. Alcohol is not the problem; its the excuse.