Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, I was hitting it off pretty well with a girl I met through a dating app. However, she's never going to speak to me again because I also happened to "match" with her friend. How was I supposed to know they knew each other? FML
Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML
Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML
Today, I found my best friend's girlfriend on a webcam site. I then told him, and his only response was, "Yeah, I know, that's where we met." FML
Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML
Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
Jason_fml 0
Don't be a cheating jackass and shit like that won't happen.
Tri_fml 5
Did she castrate you? I hope so :) Keep it in your pants, or grow the balls to break up with her before ******* around. Douchebag.
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Comments (60)
DamianL 0
Your stupid fault for cheating.
wtfznigitzkay 0
your a fagggggg. that's what u get for being a little b*tch and not breaking up with your girlfriend. A**HOLE. i hope u get crabs.
jsmith1199 4
what can I say that hasnt already been said.. thats what you get for cheating
24788 7
Shouldn't cheat.
KevinB_fml 0
wow. You're a bit of a douchebag, aren't ya?
Nacirema20 0
asshole!!!! YDI for cheating on her!!
popoman 0
I hope you get caught, lose your girlfriend, and learn your lesson. Alcohol and drunkenness is never an excuse for anything. If you know you act really badly when you're drunk, don't get drunk.
gummibehrs 4
I hope you get caught and your girlfriend rips off what little bit of penis you have so you'll never be able to insufficiently please another female again, you stupid cheating asshole. I hope you caught herpes. Did you really expect sympathy? Idiot.
uthinkurhot 0
i agree with 20!! why the hell did u enter this fml?? thinking people would give you sympathy what dumbass cheater acutally puts a story in thinking people will feel sorry for him? you totally deserve it!! lying cheater!
hartmanII 0
wow you really are a douche nozzle maybe you shouldnt cheat on your girlfriend ass hole!!