Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, I was hitting it off pretty well with a girl I met through a dating app. However, she's never going to speak to me again because I also happened to "match" with her friend. How was I supposed to know they knew each other? FML
Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML
Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML
Today, I found my best friend's girlfriend on a webcam site. I then told him, and his only response was, "Yeah, I know, that's where we met." FML
Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML
Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
Jason_fml 0
Don't be a cheating jackass and shit like that won't happen.
Tri_fml 5
Did she castrate you? I hope so :) Keep it in your pants, or grow the balls to break up with her before ******* around. Douchebag.
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Comments (60)
tklover 4
Idiot
Rainadeer 2
Asshole.
ambear26 14
Ydi for sure you cheating jackass
kittehkatrawrr 2
Definitely deserved that. ******* jerk. Don't cheat on your girlfriend with some random then expect people to give you sympathy. I hope she broke up with you and goes out with someone who will treat her right.
k18dinkleman 3
Hmmm pig and asshole come to mind. You don't deserve a penis.
BVBARMY1238 9
27, no, but I think you should learn to spell.
L02_fml 5
Blaming it on alcohol? When you should be blaming it on yourself. Such a douche move. Bloody coward.
stepherz89 17
U deserved it dick head
WaywardDaughter 26
cheats and liars always get caught
LissaMccracken 23
You deserve it. Cheaters ******* suck