Anonymous
United States
Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Lee
United States
Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML
myheadhurts
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
munchkin
France
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Radgirl
United States
Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML
Clumsy Clumsy
Spruce Grove, Canada
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
steve
United States
Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML
Icci
United States
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
sandysmith
United States
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
Runcorn, United Kingdom
Vicious bastards
Today, I decided to go for a jog to try and get fit. I definitely got my exercise in, because I was mercilessly chased by a goose. FML
barbecued goat anyone?
United States
Link please!
Today, I borrowed a goat from a coworker to clear out an overgrown section of our yard. It worked great, except for the part where the goat butted me on my ass. Of course my wife was filming and laughing, and later put it on Instagram. FML
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kemando 22
u chewing stride?
CockRocket 0
Think how that poor Goat feels. "I was walking around outside today for the first time in a year after my surgery. Even after having one of my Legs removed I still wanted to walk. I finally managed it, then some asshole came running from out of nowhere and fell over me unconscious and I couldn't move for 3hours. I'm now being put down because he threatened to sue." Well, either that or. "I was off looking for some delicious little sheep to bang and someone came and ran into me. Damn sucka got laid out so I was all AWW HAAEEELLL NAW DAWG. I aint paying for no Sheep. I'll just bang this fool while they out of it."
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Comments (165)
sunshine233 0
why did you get in it's way
angel55033 12
I hate when that happens
PeteyPablo12308 20
Omfg I know... That happens to me all the freaking time! Lol.
enonymous 9
Can you describe your assailant? how tall was the goat? maybe small patch of fur on his or her chin? any tattoos or piercings?
docscientist 10
The goat didn't appreciate you spending so much on Glee. Especially in this economy.
IMveryHUNGRY 3
Hate when that happens when I'm jogging through a farm -__-
denvan 0
At least it wasn't a ****
CockRocket 0
I take offence to that dude.
leeshxx 3
yeah a cocked would have pecked the OP
Mattw2791 0
Where the **** do you jog at?
iranoutofnames 6
I hate when that shit happens :/
Livinia 11
Where were you jogging? In the middle of a farm?
limblessorphan 4
were you jogging on your hands?