Anonymous
United States
Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Lee
United States
Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML
myheadhurts
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
munchkin
France
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Radgirl
United States
Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML
Clumsy Clumsy
Spruce Grove, Canada
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
steve
United States
Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML
Icci
United States
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
sandysmith
United States
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
Runcorn, United Kingdom
Vicious bastards
Today, I decided to go for a jog to try and get fit. I definitely got my exercise in, because I was mercilessly chased by a goose. FML
barbecued goat anyone?
United States
Link please!
Today, I borrowed a goat from a coworker to clear out an overgrown section of our yard. It worked great, except for the part where the goat butted me on my ass. Of course my wife was filming and laughing, and later put it on Instagram. FML
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kemando 22
u chewing stride?
CockRocket 0
Think how that poor Goat feels. "I was walking around outside today for the first time in a year after my surgery. Even after having one of my Legs removed I still wanted to walk. I finally managed it, then some asshole came running from out of nowhere and fell over me unconscious and I couldn't move for 3hours. I'm now being put down because he threatened to sue." Well, either that or. "I was off looking for some delicious little sheep to bang and someone came and ran into me. Damn sucka got laid out so I was all AWW HAAEEELLL NAW DAWG. I aint paying for no Sheep. I'll just bang this fool while they out of it."
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Comments (165)
RinnieRiot 9
Where were you jogging?
Pizzamaster 0
Iraq? lol
KristinaKreme 0
Probably running around a farm or something.
SonOfAMitch 14
Probably Narnia.
THEmuffinpan 0
Where the hell were you running that a goat laid you out? Did you spit your gum out and some guys in a ballin van screech up and get it?
unsuccesfulmastu 4
I would give my left nut to have that ballin man van :,)
borkchop1992 15
OWNED
marinus_fml 20
I ran into a kid once and accidentally killed it when my knee hit it square in the face. Neighbour threatened to shoot me with his shotgun! kid as in baby goat.
spoilt_ 15
Cool story bro
DRock525 0
calling bullshit on that lame ass story
leeshxx 3
calling bullshit on u having a better one 104
spencerchu 0
why dnt u tell it again
cjgqsmooth 0
damn dude you hella strong! good thing there ain't any goats in my area
cjgqsmooth 0
damn dude you hella strong! good thing there ain't any goats in my area
heyred 11
You spontaneously concussed?!
The_Voytek_Bear 14
Was the goat all right?
CockRocket 0
Think how that poor Goat feels. "I was walking around outside today for the first time in a year after my surgery. Even after having one of my Legs removed I still wanted to walk. I finally managed it, then some asshole came running from out of nowhere and fell over me unconscious and I couldn't move for 3hours. I'm now being put down because he threatened to sue." Well, either that or. "I was off looking for some delicious little sheep to bang and someone came and ran into me. Damn sucka got laid out so I was all AWW HAAEEELLL NAW DAWG. I aint paying for no Sheep. I'll just bang this fool while they out of it."
ShadyFTW1 0
Wasn't funny. Quit trying so hard.
stayawakee 0
So with the second one.. the goat is a black guy?
lbf_fml 0
nice.
MakeAScene 4
Your attempt at being funny is almost painful..
InvaderAmi 4
Then why did it get 30 likes?
syed121417 22
I thought this was hilarious
this_female 0
where the hell were you jogging?!
desilovesandy 0
instead of jogging ... You should've start running !?
givenhope 0
random goat lol k u prob made this up