Animals: Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while...

Anonymous 27 April 2011, 03:07 United States

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

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Lee 10 April 2012, 03:50 United States

Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML

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myheadhurts 12 November 2013, 02:14 Vancouver, Canada

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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munchkin 26 October 2009, 06:35 France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

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Radgirl 28 April 2009, 02:10 United States

Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML

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Clumsy Clumsy 16 April 2016, 16:27 Spruce Grove, Canada

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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steve 23 December 2011, 03:02 United States

Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML

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Icci 12 December 2009, 22:54 United States

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

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sandysmith 18 February 2012, 15:49 United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff Runcorn, United Kingdom

Vicious bastards

Today, I decided to go for a jog to try and get fit. I definitely got my exercise in, because I was mercilessly chased by a goose. FML

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barbecued goat anyone? 5 April 2026, 20:00 United States

Link please!

Today, I borrowed a goat from a coworker to clear out an overgrown section of our yard. It worked great, except for the part where the goat butted me on my ass. Of course my wife was filming and laughing, and later put it on Instagram. FML

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kemando 22

27 April 2011, 08:42

u chewing stride?

CockRocket 0

27 April 2011, 09:04

Think how that poor Goat feels. "I was walking around outside today for the first time in a year after my surgery. Even after having one of my Legs removed I still wanted to walk. I finally managed it, then some asshole came running from out of nowhere and fell over me unconscious and I couldn't move for 3hours. I'm now being put down because he threatened to sue." Well, either that or. "I was off looking for some delicious little sheep to bang and someone came and ran into me. Damn sucka got laid out so I was all AWW HAAEEELLL NAW DAWG. I aint paying for no Sheep. I'll just bang this fool while they out of it."