Timmy
France
Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ahhahaha
United States
Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year-old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML
bad karma
United States
Candy Andy
Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML
PoorGal
New Orleans, United States
Today, my financial situation is so dire that I tried to steal toilet paper from work. I got caught. FML
Anonymous
Today, because I left my wallet at home, I got arrested for "underage smoking." I'm 32 years old. FML
nocat6
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Northville, United States
Sneaky
Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML
Emil
United States
Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML
oldschool
United States
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
idiotson
Rocky Point, United States
Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML
SilverAuthor
Detroit, United States
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
disappointment son
Today, I caught and kicked a shoplifter out of my store. The shoplifter was my mom. FML
Top comments
CZWolf 0
oh shit. we're talking about lollipops!!!!
liljon3 0
your 25 and can't afford lollipops?
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Comments (66)
woaherlyn 0
Ditto to #9.
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
if you're going to steal some candy; at least go for something good, like a snickers bar ;D and you're supposed to eat it BEFORE you leave, so there's no evidence. P:
yourmumzaman 0
HAHAHA when i first saw this fml i couldn't stop laughing although most fml's are probably fake they're still fun to laugh at
silly_kate 0
you're my idol!!! ^.^! you'd be even cooler if you bought an old van and wrote 'free candy' on it! that'd be HILARIOUS!!!
ReginaldHLG 0
Lord knows I would.
Avenging_Angel 0
YDI for calling them "lollies".... LOL, I've never heard anyone call them that before, much less a 25 yr old (:
Shyman4ever 0
Epic fail
xxKatieegurlxx 0
ur fault 4 stealing you hobo
Ub3r_Crippl3 0
Let me be the voice of reason here. YDI for stealing, especially when you could easily have afforded the 'lollies' (hopefully). Basically, you're an idiot.
cmac86 24
thou shalt not steal!
codenameshutup 0
Hahaha nice work. Just a tip for next time, eat them before you leave. Alternatively, get a job and buy them.