Today, I got called an "evil Nazi bitch" because I let a customer know that this is the last day our store will have free plastic bags. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a customer yelled at me because I gave her a wrinkled bag. I work in retail, and the bags are all cheap plastic. She wouldn't stop, even when I gave her three different bags. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
Today, I was called a fascist and accused of being "racist" against poor people, all because some crazy meth-mouthed bitch couldn't afford some booze and expected me to cut the price by almost 40% so she could. FML
Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clearly disagreed. FML
Today, at work, a customer threatened to punch me in the face because the store I work at doesn't have shopping baskets, only carts. FML
Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML
Today, I got told I was a bitch because I wouldn’t let a homeless man dig through my dumpster at work, even though he was hungry. We don’t even sell food. I work at a sex store. FML
Today, my boss told me I wasn't getting the promotion I'd been angling for. I was so pissed off, I ranted to a coworker about it over lunch. Turns out my boss was just testing how I dealt with rejection before making his final decision. He overheard my rant and me calling him a Nazi bitch. FML
Today, I got yelled at by a customer for saving them money. FML
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HortonThelephant 15
And the correlation between Nazi Germany, and you is...?
warturtle 14
i did nazi that coming
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Comments (73)
perdix 31
The Fourth Reich will be financed with nickel-and-dime annoyance fees. Checked bag fees were essentially Kristalnacht.
MWhinery95 8
You evil Nazi bitch!
krazykyra 12
I highly doubt the rule was your idea. You're just employed there. Boo to mean customers, and hopefully the rest of the shoppers will be more understanding. Good luck, OP!
EvilUndead 9
Take it as a compliment. Regardless of what they did, those guys know how to dress.
NurseJonathan 9
Oh lordy, what are we going to do with no plastic bags?! What? Use wool or leather bags like eco-friendly people?! Unacceptable!
sarahbeth16 8
Sorry, but I fail to see how leather is eco-friendly?
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
#4 Aren't we the optimist? You really think you're the only one who studied Latin?
Enslaved 38
Shoot! Just wait 'til tomorrow! That's when the fun starts! :P
NurseJonathan 9
"Fascists! All of you evil fascists!" "Sir, you could just use a re-usabl--" "Oh you crazy Nazis! Get away from me! I demand my paper bag back!" The manager would nazi that coming.
skyeyez9 25
That sucks about no more free plastic bags at your store. I use the free grocery plastic bags to line my bathroom trash cans, keep one in the laundry room to put the dryer lint and used fabric softener sheets, pick up dog poops in my backyard, dump old food from my fridge when I am cleaning it out. They are handy.
MsPhen 7
My FML app doesn't show location so I can't be sure, but this may be one of the unfortunately common instances of fellow Americans with more money than sense traveling abroad and disgracing us. I went to Germany a couple years ago and the shops there charged for plastic bags. That may be an explanation for the connection.
appelflap 22
Here in Belgium we used to have free plastic bags until about 5 years ago. No one really cared that we suddenly had to pay a few cents. :)
dancinwookie 21
They used to charge you for plastic bags in Ireland, because of the amount of litter they produced. It was a nice little tactic they used to curb waste and pollution. I think they still do, but, to be honest, I don't pay close enough attention to notice since I usually just use my bag/purse. Anyway, it works, because people don't want to pay for something they think should be free, only to just end up throwing it away as soon as they get home.
Joisan 20
Actually, the OP is from California according to this FML. I'm guessing maybe Orange County specifically because my city just had a law go into effect banning the use of plastic grocery bags in stores. Only reusable or paper bags from now on.
dancinwookie 21
Yeah, here in Minnesota, they're trying to pass similar laws in which plastic bags would be an extra charge. I know some cities have laws that allow them to fine you for littering and waste that is collected come spring.
perdix 31
"Bag fees, bag fees über alles."