Today, I got called an "evil Nazi bitch" because I let a customer know that this is the last day our store will have free plastic bags. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a customer yelled at me because I gave her a wrinkled bag. I work in retail, and the bags are all cheap plastic. She wouldn't stop, even when I gave her three different bags. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
Today, I was called a fascist and accused of being "racist" against poor people, all because some crazy meth-mouthed bitch couldn't afford some booze and expected me to cut the price by almost 40% so she could. FML
Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clearly disagreed. FML
Today, at work, a customer threatened to punch me in the face because the store I work at doesn't have shopping baskets, only carts. FML
Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML
Today, I got told I was a bitch because I wouldn’t let a homeless man dig through my dumpster at work, even though he was hungry. We don’t even sell food. I work at a sex store. FML
Today, my boss told me I wasn't getting the promotion I'd been angling for. I was so pissed off, I ranted to a coworker about it over lunch. Turns out my boss was just testing how I dealt with rejection before making his final decision. He overheard my rant and me calling him a Nazi bitch. FML
Today, I got yelled at by a customer for saving them money. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
HortonThelephant 15
And the correlation between Nazi Germany, and you is...?
warturtle 14
i did nazi that coming
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (73)
Toeshoes3 4
Stupid bag ban. There's a law in Austin stating there are to be no more plastic bags. Only reusable bags can be used
Firebalone 13
Hmm, you must live in Austin, lol.
token_blackguy 18
If I know my history, that is pretty much how it started.
Freethaawave 19
At my high school Latin was a course in grade 9 so a lot of people took it. Its the basis of a lot of undead (?) languages.
docscientist 10
You guys should get off four's case. Reading Harry Potter doesn't mean you know Latin. But seriously, most people don't take Latin, including the made-up word.
cylus13 9
Must be in Austin.
WtfLoser 13
We've had this law regarding plastic bags over a year ago here in Canada...
BlackRogue 8
Meant to thumbs up, sorry! Stupid iPhone! I hope us Canadians keep going greener so our kids can have a clean planet to enjoy :)
WhoopWhoop321 18
Whooooaaaahhhh overreaction!
CanadianCutie22 16
she's an evil naziii
SoultheWolf 19
When I'm in Canada we have to pay 5 cents per plastic bag, and then after that bag our own groceries. Don't see us complaining. .-.