Today, I got called an "evil Nazi bitch" because I let a customer know that this is the last day our store will have free plastic bags. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a customer yelled at me because I gave her a wrinkled bag. I work in retail, and the bags are all cheap plastic. She wouldn't stop, even when I gave her three different bags. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
Today, I was called a fascist and accused of being "racist" against poor people, all because some crazy meth-mouthed bitch couldn't afford some booze and expected me to cut the price by almost 40% so she could. FML
Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clearly disagreed. FML
Today, at work, a customer threatened to punch me in the face because the store I work at doesn't have shopping baskets, only carts. FML
Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML
Today, I got told I was a bitch because I wouldn’t let a homeless man dig through my dumpster at work, even though he was hungry. We don’t even sell food. I work at a sex store. FML
Today, my boss told me I wasn't getting the promotion I'd been angling for. I was so pissed off, I ranted to a coworker about it over lunch. Turns out my boss was just testing how I dealt with rejection before making his final decision. He overheard my rant and me calling him a Nazi bitch. FML
Today, I got yelled at by a customer for saving them money. FML
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HortonThelephant 15
And the correlation between Nazi Germany, and you is...?
warturtle 14
i did nazi that coming
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Comments (73)
perdix 31
#29, you can't buy FREE plastic bags. The slogan is: Ten cent bags today, tomorrow, the world!
tj4234 36
I think it's a good idea that they charge for the bags. They tried to pass an Act through Government here in the UK recently trying to force supermarkets to charge for plastic bags but it never got voted through. It would mean that there would be less litter as people would be less likely to litter or waste the bags (although people still would of course). There are lots of plastic bags lying on the streets in the UK. Good on your store for introducing a charge.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
#4 Aren't we the optimist? Do you think you're the only one who studied Latin?
unknown_user5566 27
4/24- Your arrogance is quite unbelievable. Are you tired after climbing to the top of your self-appointed pedestal?
jlynpa 10
Haha, yes! Denying people free bags is up there with mass genocide... Thank gosh you didn't tell her what you planned to do with the pennies you're charging. Subsidize a master plan to take over the world!!!!
onorexveritas 24
they just needed an excuse to show off how low their IQ is
Ryodin 11
My city just passed an ordinance requiring no free plastic bags in stores. Also: Nazi Germany- military war machine, genocidal racial purists, and lesser known environmentalists.
botanistjessica 24
Sick or having a bad day is not justification for douchebaggery.
Elmoo_fml 16
I work in a store too, and we are doing the same thing. Unbelievable how some people react!
DaggersEdge 6
sooo all that over a $0.03 plastic bag??? well humanity is degenerating faster than i thought